Tokenism is when your organization has only one PoC just for appearances sake.

If you have only one elf, that's Tolkienism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damnyoureyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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You know what they say about appearances.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivvav
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I don't know why the NFL tries to hold on to their macho, manly appearance.

They have bye weeks.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Girlfriend rests after studying, inner dad makes an appearance

Girlfriend: I just finished reading a really thick chapter of copyright law. Let me take a break It was really heavy.

Me: Do you need a lighter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeemchan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Caeser makes an appearance

So I'm at dinner with the family, and our salads are taking forever. My dad says, "I guess Caeser himself is delivering the salad." So I said, "He comes up, says, "Your salad is ready," and leaves."

And my dad says with a grin, "Caesar leaves?"

My face = >:|

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clone12TM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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A giant hole suddenly appeared in the street next to us.

The cops are currently looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A genie appeared and granted me one wish: I said I wanted to be happy.

Now I live in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs and I work in a mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/osksama1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What tv show did the astronaut appear in?

Dancing with the stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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A new variant of head lice has appeared and they are resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.

I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What type of waves appear on small beaches?

Microwaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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The lady who hems my pants appeared anxious...

In fact, I know she seamstressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.

They had to SeverNyah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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The world’s leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.

He asks the assistant β€œDo you have β€˜European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”

β€œCertainly,” replies the assistant. β€œWould you like to listen before you buy it?”

"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.

He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, β€œI'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”

The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.

Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."

The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.

The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.

"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"

The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.

"What seems to be the problem, sir?"

"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"

The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotFunny_69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertmmoore143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.

"Ma'am you son dried "

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...

... but they've all been quarantined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoppingMusic21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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A well just mysteriously appeared in the lawn at the precinct!

The police are currently looking into it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..

And then it hit me! I didn't see that one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MainScientist6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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You know, it seems like every time I kill a gnat, another one appears.

So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falloutchief101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Yesterday I received my second round of the Russian covid-19 vaccine...

It appears completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshΞΊΞΉ Ο‡oρoshό я Ρ‡ΡƒΠ²ΡΡ‚Π²ΡƒΡŽ сСбя Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ странно ΠΈ я Π΄ΡƒΠΌΠ°ΡŽ, Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ Π²Ρ‹Ρ‚Π°Ρ‰ΠΈΠ» ослиныС ΡƒΡˆΠΈ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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it appears so
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qNanyo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.

They pared up nicely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Your car has been keyed

But the good news is that the damage appears to B minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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They found a dead cat on Mars.

It appears it was ran over and killed by curiosity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...

...and quickly lost everything.

It was all four naughts.

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Need your best rock/stone based puns

I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.

So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.

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Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What page does this appear on?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.

He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What kind of birds only appear on Friday the 13th?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoicelessSock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Energizer has to appear before court

They were convicted for a case of battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grimbelfix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Every time I get turned on a dvd appears in my underwear

Turns out I have erectile disc function

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hgliluetlardb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I appear to be incatpacitated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto-Erotic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I opened a book and counted the average value of how many times the letters A to M appear in each page of the book. After getting the results, I threw them away.

They are only means to an N.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A woman and a man were talking when suddenly a bird appeared from the sky
  • Would you like to donate to my charity. Said the bird when landing on a tree above their heads

  • What is it called? asked the man.

The bird looked them straight in the eyes and cawed four times.

The man and woman were very confused until the bird said.

  • It's four good caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsakSolarInte
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.

He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusofbullets
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Fresh bucket of Springwater appeared in my yard today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoreMorale
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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If the disciple that betrayed Jesus appeared in Veggietales, what vegetable would he be?

Judas Isacarrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atrix324
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Hipster_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..

The judge asks, β€œFirst offender?” β€œNo,” she replies, β€œFirst, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llovely7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. πŸ€ͺ🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then it hit me

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