Apocalyptically Puns

A list of puns related to "Apocalyptically"

Did you hear about the apocalyptic punctuation mark?

It’s a catostrophe.

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👤︎ u/DiseasedCupcake
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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If you come across a cow in post-apocalyptic times, you'd better not let it go.

That would be a missed steak.

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👤︎ u/ericn8886
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
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👤︎ u/The_Creator8888
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you serve post-apocalyptic children at birthday parties?

Prepperoni Pizza

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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So my dad has been calling everything "post-apocalyptic"

When I asked him about it, he said "everything that happens after December 21, 2012 is post-apocalyptic"

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👤︎ u/YoungIgnorant
📅︎ Dec 09 2013
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor Peña.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street Peña Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of Peña". Get it, Jalapeño?
ME: ...

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👤︎ u/littlesunnymay
📅︎ Nov 28 2013
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