Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Antis"
My roommate asked us if she should curl her hair or straighten it Guy Roommate 1: "We like you so much better with curly hair" Guy Roommate 2: "Yeah, you're such a bitch when you straighten your hair" Me: "Seriously, your hair goes straight to your head!"
... (awkward silence followed by berating me with anti-pun comments, jealous)
Edit: grammar stuffs
They don't want you to have it your way.
Now I’ve got milk all over the kitchen floor
A “that’s what Ye said” joke
In every conceivable situation.
I hope they're happy
Though there's an argument for it being mass murder, none of the implicated were charged
It’s called Pino More!
For hispanic attacks
Catlick
FYI: My 6 year old came up with this after attending mass for the first time lol.
I am anti-vax and I don’t care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti-vax getting ridiculed and bullied on Reddit because of their choice.
You need to understand we have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us will not change our minds. We will not be silenced.
I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever.
It’s Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!
...a six year old picked up the phone and told me to fuck off
At the defartment store.
I hope you are happy now
She was against masked-man dates.
It's impossible to put down.
Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
I just thought Ace Ventura was better.
He was taking them for his-panic attacks
and turn off those flashing blue lights on your car. They look RIDICULOUS
Don't ask meow 😎
He’s shellfish
All I did was take a couple of days off.
There's something not right with it.
HisPanic pills
Neighsayers
I’m worried one day it will become an anti-social butterfly.
Because they are extinct
Water.
Mrs. Doubt Pfizer.
I just can’t put it down.
It’s for Hispanic attacks
It's impossible to put down.
For Hispanic attacks
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