My roommate asked us if she should curl her hair or straighten it Guy Roommate 1: "We like you so much better with curly hair" Guy Roommate 2: "Yeah, you're such a bitch when you straighten your hair" Me: "Seriously, your hair goes straight to your head!"
... (awkward silence followed by berating me with anti-pun comments, jealous)
Edit: grammar stuffs
They don't want you to have it your way.
Now Iโve got milk all over the kitchen floor
A โthatโs what Ye saidโ joke
In every conceivable situation.
I hope they're happy
Though there's an argument for it being mass murder, none of the implicated were charged
Itโs called Pino More!
For hispanic attacks
Catlick
FYI: My 6 year old came up with this after attending mass for the first time lol.
I am anti-vax and I donโt care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti-vax getting ridiculed and bullied on Reddit because of their choice.
You need to understand we have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us will not change our minds. We will not be silenced.
I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I donโt care what you say to try and convince me, Iโve fallen for that trap too many times before.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever.
Itโs Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!
...a six year old picked up the phone and told me to fuck off
At the defartment store.
I hope you are happy now
She was against masked-man dates.
It's impossible to put down.
Monkeypox.
Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
I just thought Ace Ventura was better.
He was taking them for his-panic attacks
and turn off those flashing blue lights on your car. They look RIDICULOUS
Poison
Don't ask meow ๐
Heโs shellfish
All I did was take a couple of days off.
It died down.
There's something not right with it.
I avoid meet.
HisPanic pills
Neighsayers
Iโm worried one day it will become an anti-social butterfly.
- I don't think so, but I can give it a shot.
Because they are extinct
Water.
Mrs. Doubt Pfizer.
I just canโt put it down.
Itโs for Hispanic attacks
It's impossible to put down.
For Hispanic attacks
