βWhy do aunts get all the glory? What about uncle-tiques?β
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That was a royal pane in the ass.
...as they are browsing they come across a suit of armor. The son asks his Dad "How much does that cost?". To which his Dad replies "$2500". His son looks shocked, "For a knight?!" "No, son. You get to keep it forever".
They didn't.
He turned to me, gave a knowing smile and said; 'Don't worry - it gets lighter when you put some candles in it.'
He's the best.
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:
- New Navy
- Half Foods
- Over Armor
- Paper Clips
- 49 Cent Store
- Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
- Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
- Pier 99 Exports
- Yankee Light Bulb
- O.M.G. Monday's
- Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
- Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
- Open Space (think about it)
My mom asked my grandpa as a greeting, "What's new?"
His responded: "No, everything here is old."
He owns and runs an antique store.
http://i.imgur.com/PZ0P1Pr.jpg
Got momjoke'd by my girlfriend's mom while visiting them. Found it in an antique store.
