Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Antique Store"
“Why do aunts get all the glory? What about uncle-tiques?”
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That was a royal pane in the ass.
...as they are browsing they come across a suit of armor. The son asks his Dad "How much does that cost?". To which his Dad replies "$2500". His son looks shocked, "For a knight?!" "No, son. You get to keep it forever".
They didn't.
He turned to me, gave a knowing smile and said; 'Don't worry - it gets lighter when you put some candles in it.'
He's the best.
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:
My mom asked my grandpa as a greeting, "What's new?"
His responded: "No, everything here is old."
He owns and runs an antique store.
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Got momjoke'd by my girlfriend's mom while visiting them. Found it in an antique store.
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