I was just attacked by a man with a cathode and an anode!

It was a battery and a salt.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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I took dead batteries from the store

They were free of charge.

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👤︎ u/kCaLbN
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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“How much do you want for that flat battery?”

“Oh, that’s free of charge”

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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