Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
You know what, never mind. It’s fine.
I'm passive progressive
When I was a kid, I would be in the car and want a drink and not want to wait until the next time we stopped.
I'd whine, "I'm thirsty!" Dad would say, "Hi Thirsty! I'm Friday!"
But none of them work.
He was very passive aggressive
Turns out I'm the passive-est
At the dining room table, younger sister is talking about her intro to Spanish class and I passively mention "I was never really good at rolling my r's."
Right after I say this, my stepdad begins sliding in a circle in his chair. When I finally say "What are you doing!?" he responds:
"I'm rolling my arse."