I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said: β€œSure, knock yourself out!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gavelhead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I met a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic during his root canal surgery. His aim?

Transcend dental medication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualAustralian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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True story Dad joke

So not the kind you tell the kids, but certainly Dad jokes, and totally true!

I recently had a vasectomy and the guy 'doing the deed' was some genius wordsmith or was just trying to be punny.

The first thing he said in the prep-talk was "you won't feel a thing".

A few mins later it was "don't worry it will all be over quickly"

and finally whilst administering the local anaesthetic "you may feel a small prick".

We, I thought it was funny and he certainly gave me a chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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My Grandad before some surgery

Grandad: So it will be a local anaesthetic? Doctor: Yes, that's correct Grandad: No, no, I wanted an imported one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yumpingyacks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

"Go ahead," he said, "Knock yourself out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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β€œHey Doctor, can I administer my own anaesthetic?”

Doctor: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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A Buddhist refused anaesthetic during a root canal procedure. His goal?

Transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfidelCastrato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I asked the Dr if I could administer my anaesthetic ...

He said 'go ahead.. knock yourself out'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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