Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_council
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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During my hip-replacement surgery, I asked my surgeon if I could inject the anesthesia myself..

Surgeon: Yeah sure. Knock yourself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappLegend
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Having surgery with local anesthesia is a SCARRING experience
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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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During labor, the nurse came up to my wife and said, β€œHow about epidural anesthesia?”

I said, β€œThanks, but we already picked a name.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call the bunny on anesthesia?

The ether bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conservativeoxen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I had the pleasure of serving under one of the calmest commanders in the US Army

General Anesthesia always helped put internal disputes to bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Today I told my family that I would be going to Australia this afternoon.

Because I am going down unda’! (Anesthesia... I’m having surgery today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeb71
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Colonoscopies are just as painful as a dad joke punch line

My parents and I were eating dinner and talking about how Joan Rivers died after being put under anesthesia for a procedure that could have been forgone. My mom, a doctor, compared it to a colonoscopy in the sense that it is a routine procedure you get put under anesthesia for but you don't expect to die from.

Dad: Can't they perform colonoscopies now by having the patient swallow a pill with a camera?

Mom/Dr: They can but they won't be able to see the whole colon.

Dad: So, semicolon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FollowillFan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2014
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During labor, the nurse asked my wife, β€œHow about Epidural Anesthesia?”

I said, β€œThanks, but we already picked a name.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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