I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous!
  • literally my dad right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/remixclashes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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You have to hand it to the person who thought up the "I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous" joke ...

And I imagine you wouldn't have much left if you'd foot the bill for infringement of copy'right'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Son: Hey dad I think I might be ambidextrous Dad: You might have gotten it from me, I’m half ambidextrous

Thought of this one but I don’t think I’ll have a chance to use it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhosTaddyMason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Dad: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous

http://i.imgur.com/7Q8kNxF.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WIENS21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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My dad on ambidexterity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/philly8924
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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This might be my proudest dad joke so far

My daughter was meeting Daisy Duck at Disney world this morning and Daisy was signing her autograph book. I mentioned to the Disney cast member who was taking the photos that I didn't know that Daisy was left handed. The cast member said "Maybe she's ambidextrous" to which I replied "I think you mean ambiDUCKstrous".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubabacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I like both the Dexter from the cartoon as well as the one from the series.

I guess you could say I'm... ambidextrous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apostjustforthis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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My wife and I were worried....

About wether our child will be left or right handed. My wife:β€œMaybe he’ll be ambidextrous!” Me: β€œThat would be handy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draxden
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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I got my coach today (volleyball)

We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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The doctor I was working with today got me pretty good

A patient had broken her thumb and was complaining about difficulty using electronics. I said something to the effect of "I guess you'll have to learn how to be more ambidextrous"

And the doctor replied "I think they call that ambiTEXTrous"

I cringed, I laughed. Mostly cringed though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raindancemuggins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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Dad Joked my wife

At my son's soccer practice, I noticed that one kid was kicking the ball with his left foot. (That's hard to learn for right handed/right leg dominant kids). his mom piped up and told me the kid was ambidextrous. I looked at my wife and said "or is he ambifootstrous?"

She groaned, but the other mom laughed. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTigerFan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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Overheard in the airport. The 8-year-old daughter responded with a sarcastic "ha, ha."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjackman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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My dad dropped this one on my brother-in-law today

We were talking about being ambidextrous, and my dad grinned at me, turned to my brother-in-law and said: "You know what? I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

My sister recently got married so my dad has a new person to use all his jokes on. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheshamone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryNOVA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I give my right arm to be ambidextrous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefrobbo65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
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