All puns aside...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bed_dweller
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I tolerate all puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin_From711
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Calling all pun masters: Voting closes in a few days!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albusbumblecore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Call all pun creators

My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.

Be merciless.

Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.

Thank you all for your entries, they were great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonCultist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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all puns in r/puns don’t have parents

only intellectuals will understand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitama_The_Oracle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Punny Gifts: funny gifts for all pun lovers punnygifts.com.au/#!produ…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunnyGifts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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A comic series that's all puns smugcloud.tumblr.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/accursedCursive
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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You can't handle the spoof 90's commercial - the king of all pun posts. youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-kH…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFriendsAndMy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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It's all pun and games

Untl someone loses an i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dollartree_thief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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5 Cringey Puns

(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

  3. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

  4. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.

  5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsdaily
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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10 Stupid Puns
  1. My friend once told me she watched Regular Show all the time. I said, "I guess you could say you watch it regularly." We are not friends anymore. (True Story)

  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

  3. I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning… But IΒ mistΒ my chance. I guess I couldΒ dewΒ itΒ tomorrow!

  4. Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.

  5. Why do eggs hate jokes? The answers always crack them up!

  6. What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I'm dressing!"

  7. Somebody stole all my lamps…. And I couldn't be more de-lighted!

  8. I once met a pig that did karate… We called him Pork Chop!

  9. Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

  10. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

(Source For All Puns Except The First) https://bestlifeonline.com/bad-funny-puns/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsdaily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Watch out! r/puns is in danger

r/punpatrol

r/punKGB

r/Pun_Internal_Affairs

r/punspecialforces

These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.

If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!

They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt

##VIVA LA R/PUNS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyThunderStorm22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I named each of my kids Pun.

Just so that I can be the Father of all Puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPenishood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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WATCH OUT

I have uncovered a plot by r/punpatrol . They plan to eradicate all puns and dad jokes by going to the source, users. Be warned, they will stop at nothing to get rid of us. They have even taken measures to eliminate moles. We must stop this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyThunderStorm22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My wife and I had to stop going camping together.

It got two in tents.

(This is my first post in this sub, and the rules say all puns must be explained, so: β€œIt got too intense.”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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You want to know where dads store all the dad jokes?

They store it in dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked β€œcan you see me ok?”

To which they answered β€œyes” β€œoui” β€œsi” β€œja”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

Get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baltinerdist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Wild Falcons live to be about 13. So all the Falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st Century.

They're Millennial Falcons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."

"... BODY once told me..."

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We all feel like this sometimes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Eegee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I'm older that all those falcons...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saleckin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..

..this isn't for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn't planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...

Was a monster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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All in the family
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?

Because they drank the t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neona07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I have a cow joke for all of you...

You probably haven’t herd of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aku223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Im left all a loan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.

Now all my lucks turned to shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. β€œHow much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. β€œNothing” I slurred. β€œLook at me!” she shouted. β€œIt’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, β€œIt’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank

I had no words to describe how angry I was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simszter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I exercise by running up the street and knocking on all the doors....

Jehovah's Fitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I'm here all week! Try the veal!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_controller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.

I hear their clown act is corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titanium_Panda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Submit all puns that are about puns here....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rulerofthehell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?

In a dad-a-base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlightpd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank

Was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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