Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
The aliens returned with a butter force.
An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.
What do you call a large group of aliens?
What do you call an Alien with no eye?
What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?
I got arrested at NASA.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"
"Take me to your litter"
He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
They saw the rating- only one star.
What do you call a shopping alien?
A Wal-Martian.
(My daughter made that one up.)
How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
Turns out they were Australiens
Where do aliens and alphabets go party
What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
What do you call a melodramatic space alien?
Asked an Alien why they never visits us.
''bad reviews, only one star''they said.
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!
What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers
They're always raising the steaks
What is an alien's favourite show?
How do aliens spell words?
If talking about socialism alienates some of my friends, then Soviet.
We may as well have aliens attacking this year. WHO knows?
Why don’t aliens ever visit Earth?
Because it only has one star
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
I was recently hired by aliens.
I am in my probe-ationary period.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star
What did the alien say to the cat?
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They're always raising the steaks.
Where do aliens go for a drink?
Where do aliens go for a drink?
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews................ only one star.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?
The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.
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