Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
One of the world leaders is actually an alien hellbent on taking over the world and I know who it is!
It's crazy but it's Trudeau
The aliens returned with a butter force.
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
What would the Property Brothers show be called if they were alien skeletons?
I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
An alien is strange.
A random person is stranger.
What do you call an Alien with no eye?
What do you call a large group of aliens?
What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?
Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
I got arrested at NASA.
I didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Gamora: "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
My son, apparently an 7yo dad says to me... " Hey dad, what's the alien say to the cat?"
"Take me to your litter"
He's been working on his joke game. V.proud.
Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?
They saw the rating- only one star.
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
What do you call a shopping alien?
A Wal-Martian.
(My daughter made that one up.)
UFO's have been in the news a lot lately but no one seems to care.
Frankly, I think it must be over most people's heads.
How do you put baby alien to sleep ?
What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
Turns out they were Australiens
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
Where do aliens and alphabets go party
What do you call a melodramatic space alien?
Asked an Alien why they never visits us.
''bad reviews, only one star''they said.
What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?
My dad asked me when we were at Ace Hardware: if I were sandpaper, where would I be?
I said, “In the sand.” He looked at me as if I was an alien 🤣🤣
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
According to official NASA documents they have Aliens on the ISS.
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
What type of currency do aliens use in outer space?
They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers
They're always raising the steaks
What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
What is an alien's favourite show?
How do aliens spell words?
A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.
But I think they are done by cereal killers.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star
What did the alien say to the cat?
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers.
They're always raising the steaks.
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
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