Why haven't aliens landed on Earth yet?

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Juice joke

Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri werenโ€™t humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad โ€œDad, why am I not like the other kidsโ€. The dad looked at him and said โ€œbecause youโ€™re a Capri, sonโ€

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