38 Hilarious Ain't Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Cars ain't rocket.

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👤︎ u/doesnt_matter_1710

📅︎ Feb 13 2021

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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

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👤︎ u/klwill1192

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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Ain’t nothing but a heart break

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👤︎ u/Punk_Rasputin

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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I ain't no fortunate one

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👤︎ u/Captain-Skipper

📅︎ Aug 04 2020

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My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."

"...date it."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 21 2020

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It ain't easy being purr-fect

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👤︎ u/Radish00

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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Well she ain't wrong

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👤︎ u/alhamzzza

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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Ain't none

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👤︎ u/Tarlungs110466

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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Tell me whyyy, ain't nothin' but a

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👤︎ u/kylebnjmnross

📅︎ May 25 2020

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I ain't taking no shade on this!

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ May 09 2020

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He ain’t mine!

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👤︎ u/lliH-knaH

📅︎ May 18 2020

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Yep. Ain't that right?

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👤︎ u/theEndWasShit

📅︎ Dec 16 2019

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I ain’t sayin she a gold digger

but she did migrate to California in 1849.

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👤︎ u/Cjborange

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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They ain't very bright

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👤︎ u/papa_papito

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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Now ain't that a punny treead

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👤︎ u/Ha_Daz

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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This had been posted before ain't it

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👤︎ u/goldenfboy

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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The title ain’t lion gfycat.com/willingsombera…

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👤︎ u/Sheepherder226

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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If you ain't punny, you can't be my honey.

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👤︎ u/FabioInMyBed

📅︎ Aug 24 2017

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Ice Cube ain't playing around!

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👤︎ u/nascarfan624

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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Back to the potter ain't got nothin on me

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👤︎ u/lemonpoopsticks

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

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All this mapping I gotta do, I ain’t havin Nunavut

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👤︎ u/mandymarieblack

📅︎ Mar 12 2019

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It ain’t no lie...

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👤︎ u/Clapton_Coil

📅︎ Sep 17 2018

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I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races

Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!

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👤︎ u/goodboyBill

📅︎ Oct 23 2015

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It's time to do laundry when ain't got drawers in your drawers.

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👤︎ u/VaiterZen

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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Hopalong Happychopper walks into the saloon and the bartender says, "Howdy stranger, ain't seen you in these parts, so you must be here to watch the hanging!" Hopalong looks the bartender menacingly in the eyes and replies, "Nope, but seeing we're talking, who are you hanging?"

The bartender responds, "Well, ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown Paper Rattler mighty high, even the angels are gonna hear his neck break!"

Hopalong asks, "Why they call him Brown Paper Rattler?"

The bartender chuckles, "Why, old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks."

Puzzled, Hopalong then asks, "So why you hanging him?"

...and the bartender replies, "For rustling."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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Summer : "I ain't done yet"

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👤︎ u/Butt2nut

📅︎ Jul 01 2018

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The AG ain't thinking straight

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👤︎ u/HustleUncaged

📅︎ Jun 15 2017

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When the leaves are falling, the setting sun casts shadows across the hills, and a warm breeze blows, ain't that just...

...awetumn?

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👤︎ u/hypervelocityvomit

📅︎ Mar 28 2018

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"They still ain't caught that indian yet, huh?" - my dad everytime he sees this sign [pic]

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👤︎ u/KittenCalendar

📅︎ Sep 01 2013

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This ain't my first Rodeo...

https://i.imgur.com/kAHzii0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

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👤︎ u/TeNppa

📅︎ Aug 04 2017

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Ain't it the truth

I tried to piss with a boner. It was hard.

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👤︎ u/AdmiralHuffington

📅︎ Nov 19 2012

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Day ain't the best donuts... imgur.com/sKb9i9i

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👤︎ u/beardywi

📅︎ Dec 09 2013

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Got my girlfriend today. And i ain't even a dad.

She came over to my house for a bit tonight and were getting kinda frisky. Her glasses fell off the top of her head and got tangled in her hair and we had to stop to get them out. When she finally did, she said "Sorry my hairs a little knotty." Without skipping a beat i said "I love it when you're 'knotty'." Que the end of frisky times. Worth it.

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👤︎ u/HighFlyinMerc09

📅︎ Jun 27 2015

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My grammer ain't no good...

...but my grandpa's fine!

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👤︎ u/itisnti

📅︎ Aug 11 2013

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Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger....

But she did move to California in 1847!

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👤︎ u/pokeysrevenge

📅︎ Mar 21 2015

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I told Bill Withers, “Ain’t No Sunshine is a double negative. That’s bad grammar.”

He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”

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👤︎ u/jewyouevenlift

📅︎ Feb 10 2021

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