Affronted Puns

"My spine. It holds me back."

Confused, I asked him, "Hey man what's up with the bees?" And he suddenly said, "You're ugly."

Affronted, I said, "Ugly?!! And what do YOU know about looks!"

So he told me, "Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder."

Coworker: you're the weather channel

Me: you're right.... my name isn't 'Not_Mr_Manager', it's always been 'the weather channel'. It was all just... a front.