I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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This issue of Time has four adverts form pharma companies.

That's four too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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So I watched a kitchen advert...

Let it sink in, you’ll be cooking with gas and a fan of it let me tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4_mana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Where are black holes?

In black socks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supkari
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I saw an advert for a short-term job in Jamaica.

I thought, "That's tempting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I saw this advert in a window that said: "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full." ipfs.pics/QmW69HATNpMdjqj…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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Just saw an advert in the local newspaper

ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! Β£35,000 - Β£40,000

So I rang them and said, "The answer is -Β£5,000"

Wonder if I'll get the job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keepthefaith62
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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My mum was reading out a missing dog advert on Facebook...

She read out the last sentence that said "If you have any information, please contact owner."

My dad just muttered under his breath "That's a funny name."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AH_Rebecca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2015
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TV adverts are playing when...

TV Advert: "For just two dollars a month you could feed a Syrian child for a year..."

Dad: "That's it! We're moving to Syria!!"

(Note: A friend told me this one but his dad did actually say the joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Georgeasaurusrex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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A duck walks into a bar after a long day of work on a building site

He hops onto a barstool and asks the bartender for a club sandwich and a pint of Guinness , the bartender says "WOW! A talking duck" he is very surprised but gets him his sandwich and pint anyway

The next night the duck comes in and hops onto a barstool and asks the bartender for a club sandwich and a pint of Guinness, the bartender says "WOW! I wasn't dreaming about the talking duck, he came back again" and gets him his sandwich and pint

Once again the duck comes back again the next night and orders his club sandwich and pint of Guinness, the bartender is fairly normalised to the duck now and gets him his sandwich straight away

Over the next week the duck comes in everyday and gets his regular order of a pint of guiness and he and the bartender become good friends, one day the bartender saw an advert for a circus on his way to work. When the duck comes in and orders his club sandwich and pint of guiness the bartender tells him about how he would do great in the circus. The duck doesn't understand and asks the bartender "what would they want with me, I'm only a brick layer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexoherlihy25
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Buying a television.

I saw this advert in a window that said: β€œTelevision for sale, €1, volume stuck on full.” I thought.....

β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nertballs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Just found out my girlfriend is a proud dad

Whilst watching an advert that shows Lionel Messi in a sitting room

me: I wonder what his real house is like

gf: quite messy

she wore a smug grin for the next few minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrCrapFactory
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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"Hey, what are you talking about?"

"This new Catholic advertizing company called 'Nun Ya Business.'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpyroFan-17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
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