Abelisauridae Puns

They were the final set of meat eaters to interact with them, so seems likely.

In the late Cretaceous we see gigantism in theorpods (over 5 tons) like carcharodontosauridae and a few celorasaurs, but why don't we see this in abelisauridae ? Especially since after the carchaodontosaurs went extinct they were the apex predators.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I start with saying that I am not a Paleontologist, that's why I ask my questions here. Hopefully someone knows the answers.

So I am quite confused about Aucasaurs's representations, especially the skull.

It seems to me that the Aucasaurus is being depicted with 2 different skulls and I can't decide which one is the real one. So I prepared a few images for you so bare with me.

Here I compare an actual skull from an exhibition with the drawings

So basically the first one is an artist's representation on the Wikipedia. Aucasaurus being a short faced dinosaur (I am pretty sure I am abusing all possible scientific terms) it seems like the artist is trying to depict indeed like that, short faced compared to an actual image from the exhibition..

The second image is the famous Scott Hartman's work which depicts the same. A skull with almost 50% higher profile overall. Very Carnotaurus like shapes not surprisingly, being pretty closely related. Also note that the jaws do not match.

The 3'rd one is my sketch trying to draw something that the skull fits in somehow, and that to me doesn't seem like a very short face even if I push the upper neck back (which is pretty extended in the sketch).

The exhibition images are these:

The above image depicts the same skull as the above skeleton but from almost 90% from the side. Even if we consider the camera lense to distort the proportions and forms, it's still like 80% accurate.

So I Used this image to compare with the actual drawings and recreations, and they do not fit at all.

Here is another artist's representation of Aucasaurus by hannay1982, and I tell you it's a different animal's skull, more similar to the rest artist's work, rather than to the skull from the exhibition.

https://preview.redd.it/jdazw715f2b81.jpg?width=1850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc1bdd343dae1b64815bfffe49ae88f8be7f94bd

I personally believe to the photos of the exhibitions more than anyone else.

Can anyone tell me what's going on and which is the real deal? I did quite a bit of research and this is the best I could find which is not much and not really scientific, hence the confusion.

Thanks!

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!