Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
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A technique that has been used for decades
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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said โShe obviously has COVID!โ โWhy would you think that?โ I asked.
โBecause she has no taste.โ
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
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Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?
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He has got a point
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Whatโs the difference between someone going to prison and a guy who has a mobile knife sharpening business?
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
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︎ Feb 22 2021
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A Man in a hotel has trouble finding his room, goes down to the front desk and asks ' Excuse me, can you tell me what room I'm in please ? '
Certainly Sir, said the receptionist...this is the Lobby.
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Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
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Conqueror has a challenger
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What Do You Call A Magician Who Has Lost Their Magic?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
Itโs a little fit bunny
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Remember that Europe only has a single plus.
That's Switzerland. ๐จ๐ญ
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︎ Feb 17 2021
If your dog shakes hands with your enemy, has he committed a foe paw?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
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You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
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A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother whoโs even more evil and sadistic?
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
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What do you call a tree that has feathers instead of leaves?
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What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
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I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
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Itโs a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldnโt whisk for a batter friend.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Captain Kirks wife has just opened a new lingerie shop.
Its called Shatner Knickers.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My dad has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
The Nordic music store has a category just for Mortal Kombat.
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Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
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What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
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Did you know Danny DeVito has a cousin from the old west?
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Some people told their dad that Dora has a visual impairment and that Boots and the viewers were her eyes. Then the father bought them Dora-themed gifts for Christmas.
And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.
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My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew
It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew
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︎ Jan 29 2021
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My wife has been telling me to put a stop to my animal impressions for a while now. Today, she furiously told to me stop a flamingo impression I had been practicing for a while now.
I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Watching the Superbowl and they mentioned Brady has a good arm.
Bet he could really throw a Tom ato
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︎ Feb 08 2021
If anyone has a suggestion on how to reverse the spell that turned me into corn...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
โItโs a little fit bunny.โ
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