My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked “can you see me ok?”
To which they answered “yes” “oui” “si” “ja”.
The jokes I’ve heard on Zoom aren’t remotely funny
I cannot do one more Zoom meeting.
So I’m going to do two.
When I'm running late dropping my kids off at daycare, I call in to my 8am Zoom meeting from my car.
I call it, "phoning it in."
Why do vegans only use Zoom?
Because they hate Google Meet.
I told a joke over my zoom call
It wasn’t even remotely funny
Are you ready for the upcoming Zoom meeting?
Not even remotely.
Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey
It was an add hawk meeting.
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
What excuse did the student use to get away with skipping their zoom lecture?
"My dog ate my computer."
The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
Computer mice accumulated from library’s lost and found... (zoom in for pun)
Why blurry criminal images get sent to Asia to zoom and enhance?
Because InterpolAsian
Friend of mine is going to give me a used zoom lens for my camera
Will be great if it pans out.
