My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked β€œcan you see me ok?”

To which they answered β€œyes” β€œoui” β€œsi” β€œja”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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The jokes I’ve heard on Zoom aren’t remotely funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I cannot do one more Zoom meeting.

So I’m going to do two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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When I'm running late dropping my kids off at daycare, I call in to my 8am Zoom meeting from my car.

I call it, "phoning it in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/likeabutterdream
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why do vegans only use Zoom?

Because they hate Google Meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I told a joke over my zoom call

It wasn’t even remotely funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holocene32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Are you ready for the upcoming Zoom meeting?

Not even remotely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakinana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey

It was an add hawk meeting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call Iraq when you Zoom in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasuallyCritical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?

He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What excuse did the student use to get away with skipping their zoom lecture?

"My dog ate my computer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anti1447
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,

I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxUsernameMichael
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Zoom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusDaSquid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Zoom in on the names.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willickep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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*Zoom*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHairyBerry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Computer mice accumulated from library’s lost and found... (zoom in for pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HawaiianSpam
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Why blurry criminal images get sent to Asia to zoom and enhance?

Because InterpolAsian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Friend of mine is going to give me a used zoom lens for my camera

Will be great if it pans out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warrencc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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