To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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👤︎ u/beej2000
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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What did the cucumber say to the talkative sweet potato?

Quit your YAMmering!

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👤︎ u/soboness5
📅︎ Oct 17 2016
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