Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
What do dentists call their x-rays?
My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him
I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.
I still don’t know what she sees in me.
Did you know that dogs can’t read x-ray’s and MRI’s?
A doctor was looking at a patient's X-rays.
Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Patient: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Skeletons.
My dog can’t do an x-ray,
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
It’s so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs can’t control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
Dogs can't read X-Rays amd MMR
I tried to lie to my radiologist, saying that this was my first time getting an x-ray.
Unfortunately, he saw right through me.
With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?"
Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"
In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...
I wonder what she saw in me to this day...
What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?
“Hmm, that’s intra-sting”
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
What do you call dental x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Stollen from a friend. Quick search on this sub yeilded no results. Hopefully it makes some of you chuckle!
Doctor: Here's your x-ray. Me : I look ugly in this one. Please delete this take one more .
All X-ray results are negative.
The doctor read my X-ray and said that I can't laugh for six weeks.
He told me I broke my humerus bone.
I took an x-ray to see if my hand was broken
The results were negative
My wife said she is getting an x-ray of her humerus...
I told her that's not funny.
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
More Dogs can’t read an X-ray or MRI.
What do you call dental x-rays ?
Dogs can’t read an X-ray or an MRI.
What do you call dental x-rays?
You can't lie when getting an x-ray
They see right through you
What do you call dental x-rays??
I tried lying to an X-ray technician...
However, he could see right through me.
Never lie to an X-ray technician..
..they can see right through you.
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