Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.

Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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This entire chain is a train wreck (and there is a lot more than this)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-EpsilonDelta-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Took a demolitions class, first day was a train-wreck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9ine0ne0ne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Wow I was a wreck last night -- t-shirt under sweat clothes, under two cotton sheets, under a polypropylene comforter, and a quilt on top of that! I could NOT get warm!

I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Everyone drives wreckless until we get into a wreck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHancock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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This sub is a wreck

https://imgur.com/gallery/QDXQo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benzimm86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Person one: "Don't put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, it wrecks the anti-stick stuff. That's how I ruined that big pan."

Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hahaijoinedreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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Did you hear about the Swedish car that got into a wreck?

It was a real Saab story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butt_Puppet10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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"I read an article years ago that most wrecks happen within a quarter mile of your house..."

"...so I moved."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigerjane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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Watched Wreck-It Ralph last night. I think it should be this sub's official movie youtu.be/cGAPM2Vo4Yw?t=5s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenclayrooster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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Dadjoked by boyfriend while watching Wreck it Ralph

So tonight my boyfriend, roommate and I are watching Wreck it Ralph with some friends. We're about a half an hour in and we are at the scene right before Venelope throws the medal into the funnel thing(?). King Candy is currently throwing candy to the audience members who are made out of candy.

Guy Friend: Wait. So. They're made out of candy, but King Candy is giving them candy to eat???

Boyfriend: Yeah. They're candybals.

Roommate and I dissolve into a fit of giggles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Chuckles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Why are Eastern Europeans always getting into wrecks on their way to work?

Because they're Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Framski55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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What happened to the frog when he wrecked his car ?

He got toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Wife: I have ovaries

Husband: is that why you ovary act?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iheartcorneas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!

I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/59boomer59
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Miley Cyrus was gonna hit Covid like a wrecking ball

But it didn’t twerk out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident?

Rectum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjm1775
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Tried to count to 1,000 in my car yesterday, but only got to 500 before I wrecked

I hit the median

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StealthAnus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why shouldn't you run over your friends s injured butt?

Because a tire on a sore ass wrecks

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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A train engineer pled insanity for wrecking the train.

That was his loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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TIL about the big pile ups on the Cretaceous highway.

They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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So I was talking to my friend yesterday about their recent accident

They told me that recently they had come into ownership of a small ball of string. At first, they thought nothing of it. One day, they walked into their house and the ball of string was on the table, when they had specifically left it in a closet. They put it away again, but the next day when they came home from work, the ball was on the table again. It kept happening, and eventually it became a sort of game for my friend. They'd leave it somewhere they thought it could never come back from, and return to find it on their table.

Then it began to appear in other places.

It appeared in the middle of a company meeting. One moment, the table was empty, the next, it had a ball of string in the middle. While driving, they spotted it in the back of their car. They saw it inside of a vending machine. But at the end of every day it would return to their table.

Eventually, my friend decided enough was enough. They took the string, and threw it off a bridge into a river. As they were driving home, a car swerved and hit them, wrecking both cars. My friend staggered to check on the other driver, and all he found was a small pile of soggy string on the seat.

After that, he never saw the string again.

So after he told me this tale, I turned to him, and said, "Wow... that was quite a yarn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcaleb2001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What was that dinosaur with a wrecking ball hanging from its tail?

Mileysaurus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plaineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.

Who woulda thunk it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you call a boat at the bottom of the ocean that shivers?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl_ured
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I heard a guy crying on the curb this morning because he wrecked his car

β€œWas it a Saab?”

No, more of a whimper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhammy6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Saw a guy driving a truck with a port-a-potty attached to the back...

He must have a shitty job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProDisco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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My Wife and I were watching Disney+ and it started to lag.

My Wife: Is it frozen? Me: No, it’s Wreck It Ralph.

She’s 19 weeks pregnant, I can feel the dad joke wit rising!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacKlompus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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My friend thought I chucked a freshly eaten apple at his face.

He was core-wrecked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I left work and a cop followed me home for my entire 50 minute commute then ticketed me in my own driveway.

He approached me after I had parked in my driveway and asked if I knew why he was writing me a ticket.

I told him I had no idea what I had done wrong.

He said that he followed me for my entire commute and not once did I get in an accident. He fined me for wreck-less driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Wrecking balls are very powerful...

Truly a force to be wreckin’ with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpeter1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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I bought a new car that tells jokes, but I wrecked it

What happened was, we were crossing an intersection and the car said, "Stop me if you've heard this one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjfrancke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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What do you call a car crash with dinosaurs?

A Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnt7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why is geometry always such a disaster?

Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBQ_Cake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What do you call it when the grocer fails to clean up a mess in the store?

A wrecked aisle dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I was watching Zootopia on netflix with my girlfriend over the weekend...

I'm watching it with her, and halfway through the movie something clicks in my head.

Me: "Holy shit I just got it,this is a bunny cop movie"

GF: ......

ME:" instead of a buddy cop movie"

And then she proceeded to beat me

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Me and my dad drove past a wrecked truck that happened to be hauling tomatoes...

He said to me "The driver must have been sauced."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azsunyx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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What lies on the ocean floor twitching uncontrollably?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananapotato12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now it’s a wrecked-angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Someone broke into the police headquarters!

They wrecked all the toilets. The detectives have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...

I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeWunderY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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It's true son, dinosaurs aren't allowed to drive antique cars.

They kept causing Model T wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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If you were going to kill a fly what one liners would you say before you did it ?

Me and a friend came up with 3: β€œMy dick must be out because this fly’s undone” β€œHate to be a buzz kill” And β€œInsect yourself before you wreck yourself”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teleman96
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call a rectangle that got into an accident?

... a wrecked angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devdevo1919
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?

A wreck-quiem

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What did the triceratops tow with his tow truck?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Rear-ended a midget

Rear-ended a midget the other day. He got out of the car and told me "he was not happy" So I asked, "which one are you"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkfallout
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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What lies on a seabed and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mightyale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Cal the burglar

So a guy named cal has been breaking into homes and putting bricks in washing machines, turning them on so they would get wrecked. he took some drugs and was found dead one morning, looks like washing machines will live longer with cal-gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HDxZOMBIEXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What does a Tyranasaurus do when it drives a car?

Wrecks...get it? Because its a t-REX. And rex sounds like wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shuttlegunner2513
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Here's a dad joke about an extinct race

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks

I regret this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iPwn6S1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of Bahamas think learning Capitol cities is Nassau important

The people of the Netherlands had a need to build a water driven power station as well as an overabundance of pork products. So they used 'Ams to Dam a river.

A husband and wife in the Phillipines were both very, very unwell. The woman was sick, but the man iller.

What's the average Senegalian's favoured mode of transport? Da car

Have you heard about the talking cat in Somalia that only throws insults? The Moggy Diss you

They are obsessed with John Cleese in Uruguay. They love a video of Fawlty towers almost as much as they love a Montevideo

People from Vietnam Hanoi the hell outta me

Rain storms are very rare in Zambia, but in Zimbabwe they Harera

Before you do a joke about Macedonia, let me Skopje right there

I've heard Swedish Ikea workers get stuff for free, they can just take Stockholm

If you are trying to eat Halal in Pakistan, Islamabad or good choice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened?

It comes highly wreck-a-mended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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There was man named Demitri who lived in Russia....

Throughout his whole life he was just fascinated with trains. Specifically passenger cars. He would enjoy going on trips with his family.

Demitri grew up and decided to make it his career. Unfortunately the difficult life he had from bullies pushed him towards the bottle and turned him to an alcoholic.

One late night in his shift he wrecked the train killing 10 people. When the courts found out he was drunk while operating they charged him with murder and sentenced him to the electric chair. For his last meal he only requested a simple ripe banana. When his time came the executioner strapped him to chair and asked for any last words. He simply said, "No." The pulled the lever and to everyone's amazement he was unharmed. The government saw this as an act of God and released him.

Couple of years later Dimitri got another job operating locomotives again. Unfortunately bad habits are not easy to quit and he was still an alcoholic. These trains were his only happiness. Unfortunately it happened again. He was drunk and crashed the train this time killing 8 people. He was again sentenced to death by the electric chair. He once again requested a banana. This time executioner really soaked the sponge to not risk a repeat. When the lever was pulled Dimitri was again left unharmed. Once again it was concluded to be another act of God and he was given his freedom.

Dimitri turned to the bottle even more especially having 18 lives gone because of him. He somehow managed to get another job doing what he loved most. It happened again though. This time, 23 people. The courts angry sentenced him one more time to death by electric chair.

When the time for his final meal came he requested another banana. The guards being very visibly upset over the situation denied his request and he was left no last meal. As the time approached and he was strapped to the chair. The executioner had a large grin ready to take this murderous man off Earth. When he pulled the lever however he was still left unharmed.

Furious the executioner cried, "How are you still alive?! You did not eat the banana!"

Dimitri shook his head and simply said, "Oh no officer the banana is not why I'm still alive. It's because I'm a terrible conductor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jms199456
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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In response to informing my dad that there's going to be a sequel to Frozen.

"Will it be called Defrosted?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nighthawks42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2014
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I knew a man that identified as a car

He once entered a demolition derby race.

After that, he was a total wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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As they say in Prague...

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that was opening his chamomile and got into an accident on the way to the dinosaur exhibit?

I guess you could say that tea wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Johnny gets off the bus on the way home from school

On his walk home he sees a dog in he middle of the road. He wonders what it’s doing laying there when all of a sudden a car comes by and hits the dog. It flies through the air and after a minute, gets up and runs into the woods. Johnny can’t believe what he just saw and rushes home to tell his mom. He goes inside breathing hard form running and says β€œYou’re not going to believe what I just saw”

β€œWhat happened Johnny” says his mom

β€œThis car just hit this dog right in the ass and it flew through the air. He barely got up and limped into the woods”

The mom then says β€œnow little Johnny cmon lets be a little more respectfully let’s not use those words. Let’s say rectum instead”

Johnny then replies

β€œWrecked him!? That car damn near killed him!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LockinKey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs drive?

Because T-wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henri_Dupont
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck

(for da best effect read in a nice piratey voice me lads)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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I saw a worker stacking shelves at Costco complaining, because the top shelf was broken and he couldn't keep it up...

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Did you hear what the demolitions expert did to his competition at the poop-joke-making contest?

He wrecked 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bathroom_Pninja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Did you hear that Nashville's goaltender got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat pasta buffet during the Stanley Cup?

Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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What dinosaur goes around destroying everything?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What do you call a twitching boat at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Fallen-Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that was in a car accident?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbitraryAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankix123
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4743
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What's at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

A nervous wreck!!

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HS_HolyShnikes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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What do you call it when a Tyrannosaurus gets into a car crash?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drsmiley72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What do you call a poor-driving dinosaur?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denverblows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravenwarrior131
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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What lays at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluripotense
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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