How to ruin The Witcher for your kids while enjoying it more yourself

🎡Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend to a manatee🎡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthepaulrudds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?

Geralt of Trivia

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Secret of CD Projekt Red [Repost from /r/witcher]

Why are CD Projekt RED such good developers?

Because they Polish all their games

All credits goes to /u/Time_Terminal :)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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I was telling my friend there's only one thing I get really scared of at Halloween.

"Which is?" he asked.

"Exactly."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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My friend got REALLY mad at me for punning, advice needed!

My best friend lives on the East Coast. I’m on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said β€œThey just want to know the shape of you,” and he coincidentally died at that moment.

He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, he’d tell dumb puns he’d google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesn’t get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.

What should I do?

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