you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
I will pun-ish you.
You look for fresh prints
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
Without her they're ruthless.
Remains to be seen.
Remains to be seen
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
No need to remind her every half hour.
The Quaranteens
Approximately 1 GB.
Thanks for the Baghdad!
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
That's Irsay.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Running out of gas
Head lice.
Quaranteens.
They are just advertising that you do not have to pay extra for the caffeine. It is free.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I have contacts.
He'll come around eventually
I said shuriken
because I live in Canada.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
The Father responds with: “You bet your ass!”
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”
A pool table.
Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.
It's shredded cabbage
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
It’ll now just be called the T.
Cardamom.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
... Remains to be seen.
