Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?
A Honda Beat.
What do you call a mycology student who loves to party
A fungi
Would you call a chiropractor who loves this job
A Crack addict?
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
What do you call a painter who loves running through the grass?
Jackson Frolic
What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
An Eggomaniac
What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?
Miss-chef
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
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What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
Xbox-er
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
They're getting married in the spring!
Do you know who loves staying at home right now?
Quentin Quarantino
What do you call a Michigander who loves trees?
Ann Arborist
What do you call someone who loves bugs?
Insectual
What do you call a Nazi who loves to tie knots and always says, "Nein!".
A Naughty Nazi.
How do you compliment a hard-working man who love cats?
You're very daddy-cated.
What do you call a chemistry executive who loves coffee?
A chem ex
What do you call two worms who are in love with each other
Soilmates
What do you call a vampire who loves math?
Count Calcula
What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?
A Bach lova!
What do you call a fighter who loves sausage rolls?
Connor McGreggsor
What do you call a North Korean dictator who loves books?
Dear Reader.
What do you call a monkey who loves fancy desserts?
A meringue-utang
What do you call surfers who love themselves?
Gnarcissists.
What do you call an armored animal who loves cheese?
A quesodillo.
What do you call someone who loves this subreddit?
Punsexual.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
When a person who loves classical music says hi to you
You say hello Bach
What do you call a snake who loves dessert?
A Piethon
What do you call a happy farmer who loves candy?
A Jolly Rancher
What do you call a heretic who loves wine?
Zinfadel!
Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?
Because he's always talking trash.
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
They're getting married in the spring.
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
They're getting married in the spring.
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
They're getting married in the spring!
I made a pun. Now gimme gold plz!
