Credit goes to my buddy Quinten who made this.
Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apple?
Turns out he was in cider trading
If I made a bot that spams every person who claims to be a member of the Pun Police with puns...
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
Made a duet with someone who had bugs in their computer
I have a good friend who wears clothes made of nothing but carpet.
Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.
It's called Goodwill Hunting.
What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
I used to be in a relationship with a person who made edible stickers for a living.
We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.
The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?
He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce
Who would’ve made a great podiatrist?
Prosecutor: "In the case of who illegally made a blanket out of patches,
we call the defendant quilty"
Who wants to see my belt made of watches
Never mind it would be a waist of time
The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
I recently watched a movie about a man who made everything symmetrical late in the day. It was called...
Did you hear about the jester who made a bad joke to the King?
His execution was terrible.
I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
What happened to the guy who made the knock knock joke?
Did y'all hear about that man who said he made thread for a living?
It turns out he was just spinning a yarn
What the piroman who made a little fire said?
I were just getting warmed up
The guy who made the airconditioner
Who made King Arthur's round table?
My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...
Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?
Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.
What was the person who made clothes as an occupation's favorite musician?
I made this cake for my stats teacher who got engaged. Our class is confident the marriage will be for a lifelong interval.
My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...
I told him I miter saw who it was...
The first person who dropped the Nokia 3310 made a ground breaking discovery.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock knock jokes?
He won the no bell prize
(It's old no idea who came up with it)
I like the guy who made the room.
Why so?
Yeah that's the one
My brother and I made a bet as to who could walk barefoot on Legos on the floor. I lost the bet.
I suffered the agony of defeat.
What do you give the man who made the door knocker?
I bet the guy who first sold printing paper made...
At a wedding party the dj yelled out "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living".
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Who made the round table for King Arthur?
What do you call a man who has a toe made of rubber?
The person who invented school made history.
Did you hear about the woman who made a belt out of watches?
It was a total waist of time!
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