What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
I used to be in a relationship with a person who made edible stickers for a living.
We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.
The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;
The man who made the knock knock joke
He deserves a no bell prize
Who would’ve made a great podiatrist?
Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?
He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
Who wants to see my belt made of watches
Never mind it would be a waist of time
Prosecutor: "In the case of who illegally made a blanket out of patches,
we call the defendant quilty"
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
I recently watched a movie about a man who made everything symmetrical late in the day. It was called...
Did you hear about the jester who made a bad joke to the King?
His execution was terrible.
I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
Did y'all hear about that man who said he made thread for a living?
It turns out he was just spinning a yarn
The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
What the piroman who made a little fire said?
I were just getting warmed up
The guy who made the airconditioner
My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...
Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?
Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.
Who made King Arthur's round table?
My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...
I told him I miter saw who it was...
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What was the person who made clothes as an occupation's favorite musician?
I made this cake for my stats teacher who got engaged. Our class is confident the marriage will be for a lifelong interval.
The first person who dropped the Nokia 3310 made a ground breaking discovery.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock knock jokes?
He won the no bell prize
(It's old no idea who came up with it)
My brother and I made a bet as to who could walk barefoot on Legos on the floor. I lost the bet.
I suffered the agony of defeat.
I like the guy who made the room.
Why so?
Yeah that's the one
What do you give the man who made the door knocker?
At a wedding party the dj yelled out "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living".
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
I bet the guy who first sold printing paper made...
What do you call a man who has a toe made of rubber?
The person who invented school made history.
Who made the round table for King Arthur?
I made a website to help people who are homeless
It doesn't have a homepage
I have a friend who can tell what a kitchen top is made of just by touching it.
57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...
He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
Did you know Sir Isaac Newton has a brother who made cookies?
Did you here about the magician who made his jumper disappear?
What happened to the guy who made the knock knock joke?
Did you hear about the woman who made a belt out of watches?
It was a total waist of time!
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