A list of puns related to "The Who"
Napoleon Blown Apart.
I will find you. You have my Word.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
The doctor said he is alright. The nurses say there is nothing left in him.
It’s a period piece.
They won the Nobel prize.
My thoughts are with his family.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
.....and not "griefcase."
She wore an algae bra.
He got the sack.
Pariah Carey
Urinate out of 10
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
But he hesitated
Yeah he's all right now
He got rabbits tattooed on his head so from a distance they looked like hares.
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
Don’t ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.
A ventriloquest.
He got 12 months
I was outraged.
He’s fully recovered now.
(Credit to Colin Mochrie)
It's mime blowing
He was... pungent.
Thank you I'll be here all week /bow
Lady Caca.
She had an outstanding balance.
He’s all right now.
He has a very colorful personality
He was a Si-ing eye dog.
“You sure have a chip on your shoulder”.
I said, "Everybody knows, you don't hire stupid people. "
He caught hearing aids.
"This is going to revolutionize tables forever!"
grow a pear
Sir Plant.
I’ll see myself out.
He went from bad to verse!
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
I thought it was a waist of time.
A Predditor.
She was a four chin teller
Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!
He's alright now.
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