He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Napoleon Blown Apart.
I will find you. You have my Word.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
The doctor said he is alright. The nurses say there is nothing left in him.
Who cares it’s pointless.
He committed a fell-on-knee.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
Ian
It’s a period piece.
They won the Nobel prize.
He's a small arms dealer.
You can hide, but you can’t run!
My thoughts are with his family.
Mount Rushmore.
I hope this type of post is allowed!
I am going to visit my grandma this Tuesday to say goodbye to her. She is 87 and very ill, she is mentally still with it but in a lot of pain. She sounds at peace, I think she is just doing her best to hang on til we can get to her.
My grandma loves stupid jokes, dad jokes, puns, all that stuff. I’d love to share some laughs with her when I say goodbye. Hit me with your favorite and dumbest dad jokes and I will share the best ones with her.
Thank you Reddit fam!
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
She's a mathamachicken .
Jerry can!
Labrathor
Annette & Rod
A joule thief.
She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.
She wore an algae bra.
.....and not "griefcase."
Free Willy.
He got the sack.
That he's bear-ly bear-able
His real name is Keith, but he has an eye missing.
A heroine addict
It was all over town!
A pho-tographer
Pariah Carey
Neighbors
The serfs
He said “no complaints except it costs an arm and a leg to get to work with these gas prices.”
Urinate out of 10
Carlos.
Yeah he's all right now
