Honestly, never suspected her.
Talonted!
A Hootenanny
Dr. Who
Fred: “You sound like one, too.”
So I said, you twit to who?
Called her a hootin' nanny
The had a hootenanny
A hootenanny
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo who?
You sound a bit confused... Are you a cow or an owl?
Did you hear someone in the office had been possessed by an owl?
Who
On the way home from school my son said that they dissected an owl, so I ask "Who, who?"
B: Who’s there?
A: Who
B: Who who?
A: Are you an owl?
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas
I heard that they were a real hoot
Who's there? Chooch. Chooch who? Lookout, here comes the train!
Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Did you just hear an owl?
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls Who?
Yes... Yes they do
Who’s there?
Owls
Owls Who?
That’s Right!!!!
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
Me: Oh, really? Knock, knock!
Ornithologist: Who’s there?
Me: Woodpeckers.
Ornithologist: Woodpeckers who?
Me: No, that’s the owl. And you call yourself an ornithologist?
"who's there"
"owls say"
"owls say who"
meniacal smile
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
Me: "I know a guy that talks like an owl"
Son: "Who?" pause.... then....facepalm!
Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do
Me, to my son: "Greg, someone we know says you sound like an owl."
Greg: "Who?"
Daughter: Do you know what my favorite kind of bird is?
Me: Cockatiels? (my educated guess since we have two)
Daughter: No, it's an owl.
Me: Who?
Daughter: An owl.
Me: Who?
Daughter: AN OWL!
Me: Who? (while laughing)
Daughter: Daddy... (finally catches on, but not amused)
Who’s There?
The Who.
The Who who?
I said The Who, not the owls!
(i made this up and had to keep myself from laughing for two hours at work I hope u like it)
"Woof" he said.
"Ok, now what does Mr. Cow say?"
"Moo"
"And what does Mr. Owl say?"
"Who"
"You know, Mr. Owl... the bird?"
The cow said: Moooooooo
The owl asked: who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owlsays
Owlsays who?
Yeah, thats exactly what an owl says!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
