The Kids Are Alright Puns

My view on my sub-par math teacher completely changed today. Both terrible amazing jokes were said today to the same kid, Tom.

Incident #1: Teacher: So how do you set up this integral? Tom: explains what numbers go where Teacher: Alright, and what are we integrating with respect to? Tom: Y. Teacher. Because I asked.

Incident #2: Teacher: And so, what is the answer? Tom: gives answer Teacher: Are you sure? Tom: Yes. Teacher: Oh, I thought you were Tom.

I was literally the only person in our 10 person class who laughed at those.

We are going around getting price quotes from venues for the wedding. At this one our host was typing out our quote and was having a rough time.

Lady: Alright, we will add in the shipping cost and, ahg, I can't spell today.

Me: T-O-D-A-Y

Groaning all around, I think I'll be ready for when we have kids.

There was a video of a bunch of high schoolers dancing on a stage which collapsed. In the comments I just said "The kids are all alright... they're just going through a stage.". People responded with more puns and calling me dad, and one person gilded me.

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