I stole my ex girlfriends wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…
because she’s really good at standing guys up.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can't run!
To the guy in the wheelchair participating in the DC insurrection dressed all in camouflage.
You can hide, but you can’t run!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
She’ll come crawling back soon enough
My friend started making fun of a man on wheelchair.
I said him "dude stop pulling his leg... It's not funny"
Grandpa took my weed so I took his wheelchair!
Ain’t nobody rolling shit around here
I stole my girlfriend’s wheelchair, guess who came crawling back.
I hope the people who saw this have a wonderful day!
I feel sorry for girls in wheelchairs
Their boyfriends are always pushing them around and talking behind their backs.
My wheelchair bound girlfriend broke up with me.
I think it was because she couldn’t stand me.
What do ya call a guy in wheelchair who has HIV and Heartburn
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Ever since I've needed a wheelchair, my wife has been so rude...
She's been pushing me around and talking behind my back
Being a wheelchair user must be wheelie hard to move on especially when someone walks out on you
What is one thing you can’t stand having? For me, it’s a wheelchair
I’m trying to teach my grandpa how to use his wheelchair better....
But there’s too many steps.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?
Snakes on an inclined plane.
I just made fun of a guy in a wheelchair
Why did the man in a wheelchair need someone to defend him?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself
My dad lost his legs in the war and he sits on a wheelchair.
He gets off on lame jokes.
Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?
because sharks don't eat vegetables
I've been in this wheelchair for a week now.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole a wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
My girlfriend recently dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
My girlfriend broke up with me so i stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back!
My girlfriend left me so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who’s come crawling back
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket
you can hide but you can't run
Edit: spelling
I stole my ex girlfriend’s wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you cant run
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
Grandma took my weed so I took her wheelchair.
Neither of us is rolling.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
My girlfriend left me because I stole her wheelchair...
but I knew she'd come crawling back.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?
He can hide but he can't run.
A man in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run
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