A list of puns related to "What a Friend We Have in Jesus"
Why did the skeleton kill himself?
Because he was alone and had no-body.
Bonus joke:
Two friends are talking to each other.
"What are we doing with our lives?"
"I don't know pal, I always wanted to be a doctor."
"Oh yeah? Why don't you go try it?"
"Because...I have no payshants."
(yeah...I deliberately misspelled that word because these oral play on word type jokes are hard to put down in text)
EDIT: Jesus, he's on a roll today....
Why did the Iguana sleep alone?
Because he had ereptile-dysfunction.
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