The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I sea what's happening here
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Have you seen what's happening in Syria?
Things are beginning to get Syrias.
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︎ Apr 15 2018
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
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︎ Jan 10 2016
Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.
Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"
Dad: "The earth is quaking".
Mum: "Sigh".
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π
︎ Apr 26 2015
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What happened to all the perfect vision puns this year?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What happens to a turtle when it dies?
It goes into riga-tortoise
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π
︎ Dec 02 2020
What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
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π
︎ Nov 29 2020
What happens to elements after they die?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What happens when a frog gets a concussion?
It becomes a foggy froggy.
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π
︎ Dec 10 2020
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.
He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
Edit: this content is unoriginal
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What happened to Betty Crocker?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What happens when CIA goes to sleep?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What happens when you fart in church?
π︎ 6
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?
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π
︎ Dec 06 2020
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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π
︎ Oct 11 2020
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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π
︎ Nov 26 2020
What would happen if Iran became communist?
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π
︎ Nov 26 2020
what happens when "N" goes to bed?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
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π
︎ Dec 08 2020
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Did you hear what happened to the Americans when they changed to Kilograms from Pounds?
There was a mass confusion.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?
He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant
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π
︎ Dec 04 2020
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
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π
︎ Nov 09 2020
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What happens before a tsunami of ducks
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
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π
︎ Nov 29 2020
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
π︎ 6
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
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π
︎ Nov 12 2020
What happens when you put a bunch of lads together?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked βwhat happens if the ball lands in the houseβ
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
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π
︎ Nov 14 2020
What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What happens when one duck defeats another duck?
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π
︎ Nov 14 2020
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
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π
︎ Sep 18 2020
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
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︎ May 12 2020
What happened to the graffiti when dad saw it on his fence?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What happens when you eat tin foil?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
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π
︎ Oct 13 2020
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
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π
︎ Nov 08 2020
What happened when the chicken became possessed?
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
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π
︎ Oct 26 2020
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
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π
︎ Oct 26 2020
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
π︎ 35
π
︎ Oct 23 2019
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 03 2020
What happened when the guitars got in a fight?
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π
︎ Nov 13 2020
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