The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I sea what's happening here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awells1012
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Have you seen what's happening in Syria?

Things are beginning to get Syrias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deytookourjewbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?

Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DR_PORNBODY
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.

Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"

Dad: "The earth is quaking".

Mum: "Sigh".

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It turns into a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?

Ur a bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What happened to all the perfect vision puns this year?

I don’t see any.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?

You become transparent

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkward_guy92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?

He gets a taste of his own medicine.

πŸ‘︎ 22
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Umann
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What happens to a turtle when it dies?

It goes into riga-tortoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?

It becomes ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dalleuh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What happens to elements after they die?

They barium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What happens when a frog gets a concussion?

It becomes a foggy froggy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.

He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck

A quackcident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metaldom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What happens to frogs that park illegally?

They get toad.

Edit: this content is unoriginal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What happened to Betty Crocker?

She went stir crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What happens when CIA goes to sleep?

They go undercover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your pew.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochwalla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?

It becomes a Pine-Apple

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

πŸ‘︎ 401
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasha678910
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What would happen if Iran became communist?

It would become Weran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIGCRAZYCANADIAN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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what happens when "N" goes to bed?

Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wesamzxc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?

A French Roast.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkVigilante
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?

He is alright now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohan20201234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the Americans when they changed to Kilograms from Pounds?

There was a mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbfuck_juice_69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?

He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What happens before a tsunami of ducks

An earthquack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?

Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strungen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?

You get a hajjpodge

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/takemytwixbyforce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?

They drowned in there tipi

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..

They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What happens when you put a bunch of lads together?

You get a ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fran_385
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?

Same shit, different day.

πŸ‘︎ 55
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked β€œwhat happens if the ball lands in the house”

The dad said β€œit’s a home-in-one”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaiah2rod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What happens if you drink too much history?

European History.

H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwhitnee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What happens when one duck defeats another duck?

The quackening.

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?

There were repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What happened to the graffiti when dad saw it on his fence?

[removed]

πŸ‘︎ 36
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Slick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What happens when you eat tin foil?

You sheet metal

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskelmaikel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corpse1984
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What happened when the chicken became possessed?

It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.

πŸ‘︎ 22
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
  • They'd sell Mac
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system

He'll install windows

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenFuzzNuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What happened when the guitars got in a fight?

They got in treble

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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