What do you call a whale with a twisted loop in its tail?

MΓΆebius Dick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What did the whale say to the surfer when he accidentally hit him with his tail?

Sorry, it was a fluke 😐

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Whale of a Tail

I went whale watching today with my class and it was a great day. We saw tons of breaches by a young calf and over 20 humpbacks!

I called my dad when I get home and told him about this amazing trip...

Me: "We saw a whale breach 20 times!"

Dad: "Well you know what they say, life's a breach and then you dive."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

A dog wags a tail but a marine biologist tags a whale

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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