Doug
I'm very proud of my little Anna.
He responds with “because he’s My Newt”
In for a Penny, in for a pound, as they say.
Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.
He was quite the character
I said, “Well dam.”
Neil
I took him to the beach, lost him for a little while, and well, things got awkward real fast.
Junipurrrr
Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter named Juniper
The streets had no name
I did it through a shell company
(Just disrupted my babies feeding by making my wife laugh to hard)
Ever since we got home, she wont stop crying. I guess she's just a little melon collie.
Me: Son, will you remember me when I'm gone? Son: Of course, dad.
Me: Son, will you remember me in 5 years? Son: yes
Me: Son, will you remember me in 5 months? Son: yes
Me: Son, will you remember me 5 minutes from now? Son: Well sure
Me: That really makes my day son! Ya wanna hear a dad joke? Son: Of course dad I love your dad jokes!
Me: Knock Knock Son: Who's there?
I just stared at him shaking my head..
Weird name, but she tortoise well.
Here name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.
My account may have been hacked so if you receive and messages about canned meat, ignore them, it’s SPAM. Lol I’ll be here all week and hope everyone is doing well
In the poll vault.
But today I ran over "5 miles".
Well, you can’t. I’m still working on it.
Cardi O.
It was the best dam program I have ever seen.
He’ll be fine
He is a good friend.
Well,
Good Anuf.
- Nothing. He was STUFFED
My cousin (MtF) has just come out to the family- she told some of us "younger" ones but she was afraid especially of what her dad's reaction would be. He's a man of few words and was never outgoing or very affectionate to his kids, his side of the family is pretty conservative as well. A very as-seen-on-TV-in-the-90s dad with a handlebar moustache and multiple different-but-same polo t-shirts. Her mum passed a few years ago and they are even more distant than ever. It was finally the big day and she told him in front of a couple of us. The silence seemed to stretch on into the infinite. After some time, he got up, and without even a slight change in expression he said- "so I guess you can't see me now".
...
More silence
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"Because I'm a transparent geddit?" With the most gigantic smile I've EVER seen him crack.
It's been 5 days and he's been cracking the same joke on every opportunity he can, ever since.
Edit- I forgot my favorite part- he asked her if she would like to add her mum's name in her new one because he missed saying it. I BAWLED my eyes out.
Edit2: obligatory I can't believe how much this blew up! We met at a family gathering yesterday and he was still chuckling so i decided to post this. I sent my cousin this post and she says he's very proud of himself. Thanks for all the awards! This is crazy!
I see that there was some confusion about the moustache description - we're a first generation Indian - Hindu family, and it's traditional especially for the older generation I think.
It's a cute moment, but not everyone is as positive. Some neighbors, people at school, a teacher or so (it's just a phase! you'll ruin your life!), and she's been handling calls all day from AH family members who only call for gossip.
I said "well damn"
His name is 80-HD
I told her she had a lovely name, and that it was bound to age well.
*** after a small beat she smiled and laughed and told me she’d never heard that joke before … and she meant it. ☺️☺️☺️
I was like, well dam
I was like well damn.
I had too much pot. So couldn't name any...
I was like well damn.
I was like, well dam.
I was like, well dam thats a hard one
I was like "well dam"
Well damn.
Well, dam
weird name but she tortoise well.
She tortoise well.
I was like "well damn"
I said, “well, dam.”
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