Wellington Puns

A list of puns related to "Wellington"

What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hn-c3na
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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'Singapore Airlines records low passenger numbers on Canberra to Wellington flights'

Well then, I guess Singapore airlines did not get to CAPITALise on this capital to capital route

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinderium
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Most people order the Beef Wellington...

I prefer the Beef Medium-Rarington, myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael-freddy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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So I'm making beef wellington for christmas...

me: i"m heading out to buy puff pastry and filet to make beef wellington
mom: you need a lot more ingredients than that
dad: no, you only need two ingredients: beef and wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigMeetch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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What would Gordon Ramsay’s stage name be if he was a wrestler?

Buff Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ceuqi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?

A brief Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giraffaery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Puny WiFi Names

I live on a street called Wellington and I would love some input on puny wifi names as I got a new router recently. Some other people's on the street are Beef Wellington and Duke of Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuckerchapin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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