7 Hilarious Wellington Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

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👤︎ u/J0hn-c3na

📅︎ May 22 2020

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'Singapore Airlines records low passenger numbers on Canberra to Wellington flights'

Well then, I guess Singapore airlines did not get to CAPITALise on this capital to capital route

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👤︎ u/Tinderium

📅︎ Jul 21 2017

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Most people order the Beef Wellington...

I prefer the Beef Medium-Rarington, myself.

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👤︎ u/michael-freddy

📅︎ Nov 05 2016

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So I'm making beef wellington for christmas...

me: i"m heading out to buy puff pastry and filet to make beef wellington
mom: you need a lot more ingredients than that
dad: no, you only need two ingredients: beef and wellington

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👤︎ u/BigMeetch

📅︎ Dec 19 2013

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What would Gordon Ramsay’s stage name be if he was a wrestler?

Buff Wellington

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👤︎ u/ceuqi

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?

A brief Wellington

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👤︎ u/Giraffaery

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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Puny WiFi Names

I live on a street called Wellington and I would love some input on puny wifi names as I got a new router recently. Some other people's on the street are Beef Wellington and Duke of Wellington

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👤︎ u/tuckerchapin

📅︎ Sep 17 2013

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