Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.

The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.

Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.

It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.

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📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is a warlock's favorite lunch?

It's a man-wich!

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👤︎ u/mimicgogo
📅︎ Mar 18 2016
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A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.

He is a warlock.

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👤︎ u/louisng114
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why don't witches have children?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies and crystal balls!

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My girlfriend is now an official dad

Me: okay we can try manwhich, sounds manly (talking about sloppy joes)

Her: its basically just a warlock

Me: oof

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📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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heard a halloween joke from my dad

why can't witches and warlock have kids?

because warlocks have halloweenies and chrystal balls

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👤︎ u/nokocode
📅︎ Oct 12 2013
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