They are having a wheel problem at the station
Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..
I got chills..they're multiplying.
Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
Did you hear about that man that got his tires stolen but not his wheels?
He’s been working tirelessly to get them back
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
My dad walked in wearing a steering wheel belt buckle
This thing is driving me nuts.
Dunning-Kruger Effect AMA
I read one article and now I’m an expert on the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
AMA
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his privite
The bartender asks “ you know you have a steering wheel on your private, right?”
The man replies “I know, it’s driving me NUTS!”
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.
Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
Don't know if this was posted here before
What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?
Owl jump on the barn-wagon
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
... who who?
How did you know I'm an owl! :o
What happens when you take a photo of a car with a single wheel?
Nothing happens, You don't take a photo of anything with a wheel, you use a camera/mobile phone instead.
How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
What sickness effects pasta?
Why was the German Blitzkrieg in WW2 so effective?
Because their enemies did NAZI it coming
The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
Story: Lasting after effect of COVID-19
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and I’m the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on people’s health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasn’t been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear can’t feel right. It’s your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
If falling asleep driving a car is sleeping behind the wheel, what do you call falling asleep driving a motorcycle?
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
I grew up after covered wagons, but before space stations.
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
100% effective method to not go to jail
I want to tell a vaccine joke
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."
Do you know who is an expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect?
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
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