BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."

(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why was the employee fired from M&M's?

He kept throwing away the 3s, Ws and Es.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormPhyte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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I got fired today

I lost my job at the M&M factory. I kept throwing out all the Ws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkyMcStumbles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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Feminism

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogwair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Stinkin’ boss sacked me from the M & M factory...

Said I was a Smartie for throwing out all the ones that looked like Ws...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Who knew Siri was a dad?

http://imgur.com/lI9dWsL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freechipsandguac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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The whale son asked his dad...

Whale son: Dad, where did i come from? Whale dad: My penis, son.

WS: oh, thanks dad. WD: you're whalecum, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercinario
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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Breaking News

Ne ws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeldaFan812
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2015
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I got fired from the M&M factory...

...for throwing away all the W's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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