Do you know they interrupting cow knock knock joke?

Knock Knock / Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow whβ€”

Moooooooo!

There should be a Trump version.

Knock knock / Who's there?

Interrupting Trump.

Interrupting Trump whβ€”

Fake moos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snortkle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why ask things like this?

Wh knws πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwahJooz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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On the phone with my 4'7" wife

Her: I will be there shortly.

Me: Wh..haha..when are you not anywhere SHORTLY?

Her: ...

30 seconds later, talking about our son..

Her: Apparently, I forgot about his bottle.

Me: Isn't everything we do "apparently" now that we're parents?

Her: You're a dumbass...See you when I get home, love you.

Me: ..Shortly, right?

Her: (click)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Land-Stander
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2015
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Mom: You poor kid. You know you can get some help with that stutter.

Kid: Wh... wh... why? I... I'm pretty g... good at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Game of Thrones S8 E4 has a Starbucks cup in one of the scenes by mistake...

People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.

-Ellen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GQ0mUydWhI

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I was beating the shit out of a grape the other day

It let out a little wh(INE)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txnt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Comforter

Wife: Hey, your sister's wedding is coming up, what do you wanna get her for a gift?

Me: I have no idea. What do you think she'd like?

Wife: Well, she mentioned to your mom that she could really use a comforter for their new bedroom set

Me: A comforter? Oh, yeah, I got that covered.

Wife: You do?

Me: Yeah! Starts rubbing her arm gently

Wife: Wh-what.. are you doing?

Me: shhhhh... it's okayyyy.

Wife: What? What're you doing?

Me: Being a comforter!

(This was before we got married, and she still brings it up to this day for being the most ridiculous dad joke she's ever heard.)

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Dad joked myself unintentionally

Walking with my girlfriend, noticed a discarded soda can on the sidewalk.

"I hate people who litter! It's so trashy."

"...cute."

"Wh-- ...AUGHHH"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaysoitslikethis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Me: "Hey Dad, what's up?"

Dad: You're adopted.

Me: Wh..? I don't get it.

"Dad" (laughing): Neither did your real parents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Land-Stander
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2016
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My friend got me with the worst knock-knock joke of all time

Friend: Knock-knock. Me: ...Who's there? Friend: Daisy. Me: Daisy wh- Friend: DAISY ME ROLLIN, DEY HATINNNN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rono47
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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Made my 9 year old cringe and it feels so good. "Mom, can I have an ibuprofen? My head hurts."

"Oh, sure, honey. Does your face hurt, too?"

"No, wh--"

"Because it's killing me!"

My husband laughed, so I feel pretty good about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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