A list of puns related to "WH"
Knock Knock / Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
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Moooooooo!
There should be a Trump version.
Knock knock / Who's there?
Interrupting Trump.
Interrupting Trump whβ
Fake moos!
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Her: I will be there shortly.
Me: Wh..haha..when are you not anywhere SHORTLY?
Her: ...
30 seconds later, talking about our son..
Her: Apparently, I forgot about his bottle.
Me: Isn't everything we do "apparently" now that we're parents?
Her: You're a dumbass...See you when I get home, love you.
Me: ..Shortly, right?
Her: (click)
Kid: Wh... wh... why? I... I'm pretty g... good at it.
People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.
It let out a little wh(INE)
Wife: Hey, your sister's wedding is coming up, what do you wanna get her for a gift?
Me: I have no idea. What do you think she'd like?
Wife: Well, she mentioned to your mom that she could really use a comforter for their new bedroom set
Me: A comforter? Oh, yeah, I got that covered.
Wife: You do?
Me: Yeah! Starts rubbing her arm gently
Wife: Wh-what.. are you doing?
Me: shhhhh... it's okayyyy.
Wife: What? What're you doing?
Me: Being a comforter!
(This was before we got married, and she still brings it up to this day for being the most ridiculous dad joke she's ever heard.)
Walking with my girlfriend, noticed a discarded soda can on the sidewalk.
"I hate people who litter! It's so trashy."
"...cute."
"Wh-- ...AUGHHH"
Dad: You're adopted.
Me: Wh..? I don't get it.
"Dad" (laughing): Neither did your real parents!
Friend: Knock-knock. Me: ...Who's there? Friend: Daisy. Me: Daisy wh- Friend: DAISY ME ROLLIN, DEY HATINNNN
"Oh, sure, honey. Does your face hurt, too?"
"No, wh--"
"Because it's killing me!"
My husband laughed, so I feel pretty good about it.
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