What happens when you conscript Elon Musk's family to army?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I asked Elon Musk if I should mine Bitcoin or Etherium...
He said I would be fine with Ether Ore
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︎ May 30 2021
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Whatβs Elon Muskβs Favorite Movie?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.
Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Elon musk will be disappointed
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandalβ¦.
Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Did you hear that Elon Musk is trying to add Anti-German features to the new Tesla?
He is trying to add Hans free steering.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
To call the whole Elon Musk controversy βElon-Gateβ seems like a bit of a stretch
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︎ Sep 09 2018
If someone does not like Elon Musk
...are they an Anti-Musker?
(Courtesy of my boyfriend, I'll show myself out)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why does Elon Musk want so many satellites?
Heβs transmitten with them.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Elon Musk should sell planes
That could really take off
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Elon Musk!
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Elon musk can call his kids...
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
If Elon Musk had his own brand of cologne
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︎ Feb 23 2019
If Elon Musk ever had a sex scandal, Elongate would actually be a perfect name for it
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︎ Aug 01 2018
Elon Musk just cracked a great joke about going to Mars, was it off the cuff?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I hope Elon Musk does not get involved in any major scandal.
Because Elon-gate will go on forever.
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︎ Feb 14 2018
Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company
he should call it "The Elon Musk"
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︎ May 02 2020
Used to wake up to birds chirping, but I woke up to this Elon Musk tweet this morning
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︎ Oct 26 2018
*laughs in Elon musk*
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Elon Muskβs car insurance must be astronomical!
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︎ Feb 08 2018
Elon Musk just completed his SpaceX warp drive, and Blue Origin can't compete.
He's light-years ahead of the competition now.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Now that Elon Musk has launched his Tesla Roadster into orbit, why is space soon going to be full of diseases?
Because itβs no longer auto immune.
(Told to my by my actual dad. The screenshot of his text got removed from /r/funny :( )
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︎ Feb 07 2018
Video title: Neil deGrasse Tyson defends Elon Musk smoking Weed
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I canβt believe Elon Musk is from South Africa
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Elon Musk is a good person because...
Tesla makes E-motional cars.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Cars ain't rocket.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Elon Musk
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︎ Oct 04 2018
What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and Elon Musk?
They have different names.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
If Elon Muskβs car accidentally lands on the Sun...
Will he be able to call Onstar?
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︎ Feb 10 2018
Did you hear that Elon Musk has invented a car that runs entirely on sliced cabbage?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Elon Musk is now selling Teslas for just 5 cents
They're just a nickel a Tesla.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Elon Musk put a restaurant on Mars.
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What is Elon Muskβs Favorite African Country?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal...
Elon-gate would be really drawn out
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I hope Elon Musk doesn't become involved in a scandal ...
ElonGate would be really drawn out.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.
Elongate would really stretch on.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
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