Val Wilma.
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So, someone posted something on /r/movies about Val Kilmer being rushed to hospital recently with a throat tumor.....

.....and I posted "Is it Valignant?".....which was then followed by the most downvotes I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lesson learned: keep my puns to this subreddit only!

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I knew this girl named Val Yu...

She worked at Walmart, it was great.

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My dad just answered the phone to my mums friend Val who he barely knows and I heard the conversation....

Val: Hi Ray, it's Val here.

Ray: Hi Val here it's Ray!

Val: Erm oh (pause) is Mary there please?

Ray: Yes Val here, I will just pass you over to her.

Seriously I hate my dad sometimes. At what age does it become acceptable for your humour to deteriorate to this?

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What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?

I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?

My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.

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What happens to funny vikings when they die?

They go to Val-haha

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What do you call Batman when he skips church?

Christian Bale.

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There once lived a knight who was the strongest around. Legend says he ran circles around any who challenged him. His name:

Sir Cumference

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).

If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?

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