A list of puns related to "Richer"
He’s good at saving
It's capital is always Dublin!
The other answered "16. Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer"
In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:
Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.
Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.
Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.
Although some people might say, that beating the shit out of each other is violent, most of them have never been to a public toilet and hence are unable to realize how much more painful and violent the alternative is.
In summery, beating the shit out of people is a good, legitimate, and affordable alternative to laxatives and is a better, more progressive way, to deal with constipation.
Two ply charmin for my nose bleed. Never felt richer.
Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen." Tommy responded.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"
My dad at a recent family gathering:
"Did you know you can legally marry sixteen women?
Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer".
...for its richer meteor flavor.
Four richer, four poorer, four better and four worse...
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