I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors

I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.

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I'm going to start a movement that convinces people that vacuum cleaners cause autism in children.

It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement

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📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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I bought my dad a leafblower for Father’s Day

He said “return it. I don’t need any anti-vacs in this household”

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I just told my son to vacuum his room...

Turns out he's anti-vac's.

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👤︎ u/ManicMuncy
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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Why trump is good at counter-strike?

cuz he got dem 'walls'

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👤︎ u/protokoul
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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Dadjoked my mom as she recovers from surgery (slightly gross)

My mom's been in the hospital having a difficult recovery from surgery, and she's spent the last few weeks attached to various contraptions to drain the wound site. Dad sent an update today: "Mom's been released. No wound vac, no drains of any kind. Just an island dressing. 😃"

"Yay", I said. "That's 999 islands less than most people get!"

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👤︎ u/Mysphyt
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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At my brother's home addition

My brother was remodeling his house and a new bedroom was almost completed except for cleanup of sawdust, caulking, and other random construction leftover bits.

I grabbed a shop vac hose and began cleaning, making sure to point out that it made a pretty good caulk-sucker.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2015
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