You have nothing to lose but your grains.
They were chanting “Au Jus will not replace us!”
Bow-wows
Unite Yesterday.
Talk about a sad state of affairs
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
Putting it together peace by peace.
USB-C
Source: Came up with this myself whilst talking pirate to my 11 year old. (It happens sometimes). Forgive me…
A lot of people would die.
It takes screen "shots"
Kelvin Klein! You may now downvote me. Edit : Jesus Christmas this blew up.
Because their anthem starts with "Oh say can you see".
They already have diplomatic immunity.
It was not what they were expecting when they called in air support.
They are both designed to hold your shit
It was excellent at detecting quack
Covid is spiking in my area again worse than ever and everyone is so burned out and frustrated.
Everyday, I jump on this sub, find a joke and put it in our unit instant messenger for a pick-me-up that makes everyone smile.
No joke, just a thank you.
About womb temperature
You go to the corner 🙈
They’re called helicoppers
(Gal)lons
What do you call a very large, fried burrito?
A chimichonka
Nothing, because it's a free country
She just picked up the squeeze ketchup and said, "I only need one fart of ketchup." She gives the bottle a single squeeze and gets her "one fart."
Manchester United vs. Liverpool
INFANTry
A USB
Scooby Dubai Do
...cause those hips don’t lie
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
Because he wanted the right to bear arms.
But there is one that makes me KG.
Confused as to who it could be, he gets up and opens the door to find the county sheriff standing there.
'Why, hello sir,' he says, 'what can I do for ya this fine evening?'
'I'll get straight to the point,' the sheriff replies, 'I know you've been huntin' grizzlies in these here parts, and that's against the law!'
'Huh? I ain't been huntin' no grizzlies, sheriff,' the hunter replies, 'I been mainly focusin' on them deers i swear!'
The sheriff, not believing the hunter, insists on searching the cabin, with the hunter reluctantly letting him in. Upon his search, the sheriff finds multiple sets of the limbs of grizzly bears, providing all the evidence he needs to arrest the hunter.
The next day, the sheriff is approached at his desk by the hunter's lawyer as well as an FBI officer. Noting this as unusual he stands to greet them.
'I'm gonna have to ask you to let my client go,' the lawyer says.
'Why?' The sheriff stammered
The FBI agent interjects, 'You have violated the Constitution of the United States in imprisoning this hunter. The remains in his possession were all front legs of the grizzly bears, and as such, you have infringed upon his second amendment right to bear arms.'
There would be mass confusion
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There was literally nothing Dubai.
Alfred: What’s a Htub?
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