USS Puns

A list of puns related to "USS"

Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?

The Navy hates leaks.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/amart612
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
🚨︎ report
What did spock find in the USS Enterprise toilet?

Captains log.

👍︎ 23
💬︎
👤︎ u/CarradinesSon
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
🚨︎ report
If the Captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) were to betray one of his crew members...

would that crew member be hoisted by his own Picard?

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/ElizabethHopeParker
📅︎ Feb 23 2016
🚨︎ report
Why is toilet paper more powerful than the USS Enterprise?

Because it can circle Ur anus and wipe out kling ons

👍︎ 27
💬︎
👤︎ u/josamo8
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?

He had a starch wreck.

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/justablur
📅︎ Apr 21 2016
🚨︎ report
How do we know that the Russians were pirates?

They captained the USS Argh!

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Its_Hot
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
🚨︎ report
The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"

The USS-R

Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sleazyridr
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Water bottle wisdom imgur.com/7qMxKbA
👍︎ 255
💬︎
👤︎ u/summerrane
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
🚨︎ report
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union

The USS Aarrgh

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/PotatoSeed7
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
🚨︎ report
What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?

The USS Aaarggh

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/PotatoSeed7
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
🚨︎ report
Need help with a project

There is a poster due in my US history class about the Spanish American war. My group wants the title to be a pun, and preferably involves the USS Maine. Another group has the title "the Maine problem" so we can't use that. Please help and thanks.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/shennenali
📅︎ Dec 09 2014
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Soviet pirate ship in the US Navy?

USS Arr.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/eliad654
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.