Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?

The Navy hates leaks.

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What did spock find in the USS Enterprise toilet?

Captains log.

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If the Captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) were to betray one of his crew members...

would that crew member be hoisted by his own Picard?

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Why is toilet paper more powerful than the USS Enterprise?

Because it can circle Ur anus and wipe out kling ons

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Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?

He had a starch wreck.

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How do we know that the Russians were pirates?

They captained the USS Argh!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"

The USS-R

Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"

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Water bottle wisdom imgur.com/7qMxKbA
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What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union

The USS Aarrgh

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What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?

The USS Aaarggh

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Need help with a project

There is a poster due in my US history class about the Spanish American war. My group wants the title to be a pun, and preferably involves the USS Maine. Another group has the title "the Maine problem" so we can't use that. Please help and thanks.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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What do you call a Soviet pirate ship in the US Navy?

USS Arr.

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