A list of puns related to "Two Dogs"
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
They're my watchdogs
Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:
Bibi ate
Bibi gun
Thank you, thank you. bows
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
Bad Minton!
But it's ok, he still has Two left.
(Thanks for the joke, dad).
A pair of pants
life is ruff
Dog 1: Knock knock Dog 2: Woof Woof Woof
When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, “Clean up that mess.”
The other dog sniffed the pile and said, “Nope. That’s your asphalt!”
One suddenly turns to the other and says
"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"
A large dog, and a tiny dog. He knows that he can only catch one, because the other will flee before he can catch it. Which dog does he catch, and why?
A. The large dog, because it weighs more. (Dog catchers are paid by the pound.)
... they’re my guard dogs 🐕
She had just come back from walking our other dog. I asked her what the temperature was like outside, because it was supposed to get into the 70's.
She said, "It's nice, I only had to put on my jean jacket."
"So you're telling me it's in the 80's?"
The Peruvian economist Hernando de Soto has (or had) two dogs named Marx and Engels because “they are German, hairy and have no respect for property”
Hairy pupper and the half-blued prints.
Love at first bite.
It was a metal bar.
He had to pause.
I named him Cerberish.
I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.
Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."
They look like they could pull a dog sled, but they're very quiet. Never bark.
I think they're Mala-mutes.
"......I shih-tzu knot"
She said "I guess they're pooping in solidarity," to which I replied "better that then liquidarity."
They are my watch dogs.
They're my watch dogs.
The dog starts licking his nuts. One man says, "I sure wish I could do that". The other man replies, "That dog will bite you".
I had 2 dogs, named 1 and 2.
1 died, but I still have 2.
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