Do I need to use a slow cooker?
and make it snappy”.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.
He orders turtle soup, the waiter takes his order and starts to walk off. The main suddenly sees his favourite pea soup and calls back the waiter. The man says "Waiter im terrible sorry but would you mind holding the turtle and make it pea?"
My grandfather tells me this every year.
"My father once caught a turtle so he could make turtle soup that night. He put the turtle in a box to bring it home. He first stopped at the bar to see his buddies. His one buddy asks, 'Hey what's in the box?' He replies, 'I caught a turtle, a big one too.' He opens the box to show the turtle and asks his buddy what he thinks. His friend takes one look and says, 'That isn't a turtle.' My father caught a damn rock."
Dad to waitress: "I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy."
