Canned tuna isn’t eligible...

...For unemployment.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Nothing special tuna-ight
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?

You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call half a tuna?

A One-a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marine1992
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?

Son: dunno.

Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Son: huh? So what about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fiddle-sticks_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NingenUser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Do fisherman only catch male tunas?

Or do they also catch Ah-she’s?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerlandoti
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Can you tuna fish?

It’s this fun new dance move that is best when danced to the tune of phish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollfaceguy1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?

Ahi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How do you tuna fish?

You raise or lower the scales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0b
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Dog Man don't like tuna

But Katmandu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barbetto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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This happened tonight. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant. My appetizer was a tuna taco topped with wakeme

Singing β€œWakeme up before you go go” apparently wasn’t as hysterical to everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Schooled by tuna
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why did the tuna cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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If tuna had their own race what would it be

The Daytuna 500.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squishy-sock07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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GMO Tuna
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HollowWind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Guys, I only have one can of tuna left. But it's all right imgur.com/gallery/Mk30olk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myburgher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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Ran out of cat food, so the kitties got tuna

Now they’re spoiled to the alba-core.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asswype_poptart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Have you ever tried tuna fish drunk?

It's always out of key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coughcough
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What did the California roll say to the Spicy tuna roll when he first saw him?

Wassa-bi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brasbid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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[OC] How do they open cans of tuna in New Mexico?

With an albacore-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ir8prim8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Why do chicken and tuna choose to be friends with people that are going through puberty?

Because they're pro-teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tv_JeT_Tv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treboRtoN
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.

You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a GLUESTICK?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biltong17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a jar of glue

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispybacon62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flashkitty10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshuallahBear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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What's the difference between a can of tuna, a piano and glue?

Dad: you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Son: ooh... wait, but what about the glue?

Dad: ah, I knew you'd get stuck there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lislejoyeuse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What's the difference between a piano a tuna and glue?

Son: what?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

Son: What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Dad - what's the difference between a piano, tuna and some glue?

Me: Don't know?

Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibblemarble
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a tub of glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluceadtenebras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

Oh the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edu0911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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